Scientific research shows correlation between being in the yellow house at school and being a massive fuckwit

Explosive new research has revealed a strong correlation between people who were members of the yellow house at school, and being exceptionally unlikeable. The university study, which was led by Professor Fuller Shiet, discovered that regular posters on LinkedIn, Hyrox participants, Real Estate agents, and other people with a proclivity for being a flog, had a very high rate of yellow-house presence.

Of the nearly 1,000 fuckwits studied, an astonishing 69% of them were found to have been in the yellow house in either primary school, high school, or both. This comes as huge news for the education industry, who are considering the best course of action going forward.

More to come.