Man, 35, admits he doesn’t actually give a fuck what breed your dog is after obligatory question at park

A local man has made headlines after admitting that he doesn’t actually care about other dogs’ breeds during forced social interactions at the park. Michael, 35, recalls feeling unbothered upon learning that the mixed breed dog his fox terrier was sniffing for an uncomfortable amount of time was, in fact, a labradoodle.

“I only asked because it had been going on too long to do that awkward half smile,” he told MAANT.

“The strategy of making a sarcastic comment to my dog also didn’t really work, so the whole what breed? thing just came out.”

Michael concedes that he has been fed up at feigning interest in the other dogs at the park for years now, and only does it out of fear of being labelled rude in the local neighbourhood Facebook group.

We can also report that the answer is almost always a cavoodle.