Local woman puts down emotional support water bottle as emergency contact

A local Adelaide woman has raised eyebrows at her local medical centre by listing her emotional support water bottle as her emergency contact on a new patient form. It’s believed the 24-year-old wrote Stanley and Cup in the first and last name fields respectively within the emergency contact field, which was only discovered upon further review by reception staff.

Witnesses told MAANT that the receptionist appeared to looked bemused by the details, before pausing to anxiously look for her misplaced Frank Green bottle.

Recent sales data has shown a rapid rise in the use of overpriced water vessels. A recent online survey also found that 1 in 5 women aged between 18-35 considered them to form a part of their psychological safety.

The wellbeing of the patient is not known.