Bride’s childhood best friend furious after Bride calls Groom “best friend” in wedding vows

Perth woman Jessie has reportedly felt the white-hot fury this week that can only be caused by your long-term best friend labelling her new husband as her “best friend”. The incident occurred at a Yallingup wedding ceremony on Saturday, where seated wedding guests reportedly heard an audible gasp about a third of the way through the wedding vows from the maid of honour.

“It’s bad enough that I had to spend a week’s pay on an Airbnb on a public holiday weekend,” Jessie told MAANT. “I honestly didn’t see this coming, especially after I organised disrespectful strippers, dick straws and $850 worth of unnecessary temu decorations for the hens.”

The story comes amid claims in the separate bridesmaid group chat that the groom is actually a fucking loser, and speculation that the bride is only with him for his large trust fund or appendage. More to come.