Researchers have found that the leading cause of frustration on our roads is the small, unreachable triangle on windscreens that remains unwiped by windscreen wipers. The study, which was conducted amid rising cortisol levels in road users, aimed to identify the main sources of stress behind the wheel — with the dry windscreen triangle beating fuckwits going 10km below the speed limit in the right lane, just missing a turning arrow because the first person wasn’t paying attention, and accidentally changing the radio channel to triple j, for top spot.
Research lead Fuller Shiet, from the College of Unnecessary Niche Testing (CUNT), confirmed that the study spanned drivers of all ages, locations, and car brands, with the exception of BMW drivers, who deemed their time too important to participate.