Non-office worker with no personality uploads story with the caption “Today’s office”

Sydney residents have been left shaking their heads this morning after a local tradie uploaded a photo of his aesthetic outdoor work site accompanied by the caption “today’s office”. Mitchell, a carpentry apprentice, had hopes of appearing quirky and mysterious by posting the story, and was consequently left dismayed when then only person who interacted with it was his mother.

MAANT understands his followers would describe him as “a bit bland”, with an insider revealing he captions his holiday posts simply with “[location][year]”. His employer declined to comment.

More to come.